What is the perfect valentines day gift for a woman?

askgrimtooth:

Murder her second-most-nefarious enemy. Never the first-most, for you do not want to deprive her the satisfaction of killing them herself. 

engsarak:

engsarak:

Drag the picture to the side of your dashboard :)

Inspired by this post by risarodil.

Reblogging because it only works on the dashboard :)

sillyandquiteawkward:

The sexual tension between our icons tho

their giving each other the bedroom eyes

cloudstreamer:

This could be after they have known each other for only a few hours or something..?! idek   =v=;;

youreprettyyummy:

chalktai:

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

Oyea

Oh. Why, thank you.

youreprettyyummy:

chalktai:

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

Oyea

Oh. Why, thank you.

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

the-bard-of-doom:

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

the-bard-of-doom:

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew