i want to play this game
I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care
"video games would be better off without Nintendo"
…the video gaming industry wouldn’t be half of what it is now without Nintendo.
Nintendo literally saved the gaming industry’s ass on several occasions you asswipe
#SAYING NINTENDO SHOULD NINTENGO IS A NINTENDNO
House dressed as a house painting a house on a house
are you okay Hugh?
I was not prepared for this.
Nothing in life could’ve prepared me for this.
Ya dun goofed
Looking for someone who enjoys gun shows and quiet nights of surveillance. Must not have a problem dating a girl who cannot disclose any details about her professional life. Would be nice if you also worked 364 days of the year. Now that i’m writing this out I’m starting to think that this person doesn’t exist…
Welp here’s that Miss Pauling photoset I blasted out my ass in a literal day. Any Scouts out there looking for an eligible girl who can wield a shotgun and bury bodies at the same time…are unfortunately in the wrong place. Business before pleasure! I’ve got to do my job or The Administrator will have my head.
GPS: “okay there buddy you’re just gonna go up to that next stop light here and take a right”
(after getting lost)
You: HOW DID I EVEN END UP HERE?
GPS: Well you got me
by all accounts it doesn’t make sense